chompy

So I'm fat.  Yup.  Go figure. I have polycystic ovarian syndrome,  I've been on steroids more times than I want to have been.  Sure I'm not nearly as active as would be healthy,  but I know my body.

I ended up in the hospital 2 times in 2 days. Pain in my upper right quadrant.   Vomiting and generally feeling like crap.  Finally got an ultrasound and the dr says.  We can get a clear shot because you are obese we are going to have to do a ct scan.   Thank you dr obvious did they teach you tact in med school.   Like dude I know I'm fat.  You gotta point it out right?  Just incase I haven't looked at myself in the mirror of late.  What surprised me is that you would waste time and money sending me for a test you didn't think would be helpful anyhow.  Like I didn't go to med school but hey.  

So I got sent with a warm ct scan with dye.  Oh my god they were not kidding  when they said its gonna feel like you peed.  It really does.  I fo back out and wait in the waiting area.  It wasn't too long when the dr calls us into a room.  So it's not your gall bladder.  Follow up with your GP.... oh and you have a dermoid ovarian cyst.  I'm referring you to a gynecologist.  Wait what I have poly cystic ovarian syndrome.   But what size is it.   What is it what the hell.  He then tells me its 10 centimeters  by 8 cm by 6cm.  I'm like can you show me.  I'm trying to figure out how big 10 cm is... like that's the size of a baby head isnt it?  He shows me it.  Look calcium build up.  Its probable it's a tooth.  Jesus wept it's a tooth.  It looks like a tooth.  What the hell.  

My girlfriend starts giggling hysterically.   Your pregnant.   We should call it Bob. We should call it chompy because of the tooth.

So now I wait for the gyno.in other news I've lost almost 14 lbs un the last 3 weeks so that's good!

A tooth.  God.