Expanding your limits
My family and I have decided
to go camping. We have picked out sites and they went out and bought
some new equipment. I'm fairly pumped except for one small, minute
detail. I'm deathly afraid of bears. Yup. Spiders and Bears,
except spiders can't eat you in one gulp. I'm short and overweight
and I can't run. I'm bringing weapons. I don't subscribe to the
don't bother them and they won't bother you theory. I'm more of a
what can go wrong will go wrong. My dojo “wife” has suggested
bear repellent. Admission time. I once accidentally pepper sprayed
myself once. It wasn't pleasant. It was only dog repellent though.
I can see the scenario. An angry bear charges me like crazy and I
boldly thrust out my pepper spray accidentally aiming it towards my
face. I pull the trigger and am blinded with pain and gasping for
air. The bear pauses for a moment pandering why his prey has
suddenly gone into convulsions and spiced herself. Bear gnaws
happily on my arm grateful that I have just seasoned myself. I
actually asked if I was bait. Hey I'd happily give my life for my
family. I know I'm the slowest runner they will live. I'm just not
truly convinced that this is a great idea. I know I'm supposed to be
butch, but I have embraced my inner princess and have decided to be
the butch princess. I'm good with that. Bears..... I'm going to
expand my limit.
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