So i quit smoking

So I quit smoking

Yup you heard that right. So today I'm a little outta sorts. After another restless night of nightmares and just completely weird and f'd up dreams I'm also a touch tired. Being tired makes me grumpy. It's a vicious circle. Solved by a long and tasty cigarette... crap.... okay I'm doing okay, filthy habit, can't afford it, can't train as hard, cancer sucks and so forth. So I'm a little scattered today, I admit it. Lets get on with the show. Today is a good day to rant.

So my neighbours are pot heads. Really I don't have anything against pot heads. Some of my close friends smoke pot or otherwise ingest it. I'd also be hypocritical and a liar if I stated I had never indulged. The paranoid thoughts and the overeating I can do with out. Hell I'm wacky enough without drugs or alcohol. Regardless I really have nothing against marijuana. I think it should be legalized and taxed Lord knows we could use the money in our government. What does make me angry, I mean truly scathing, is that first thing in the morning when I am trying to enjoy a morning coffee and hustle my child out the door I have to smell their wake and bake sessions. It's bad enough that I've had to inform them that they, for the love of all things holy, need to shut their windows when they are feeling amorous. I swear they follow me around the house and insist on doing it in the room adjacent to me. I'm single and gay, I don't wanna hear that. Sometimes I don't know if I should be jealous or applaud. It's something I can live with though. The stink of weed first thing in the morning before the sun even rises is a little much to bare. Wonder if any of my military friends can procure me a couple of gas masks? Really all I'm asking is for a little respect. Just a bit. I'm not demanding. But the urge to throat punch someone is pretty high this morning and I really don't need to have my perfectly clean criminal record tainted. So please go smoke it in the back yard or in your basement or something. Some where I don't have to gag on the smell first thing in the morning. It's safer for us all!